Christmas Cheer
Dec. 27th, 2010 04:51 pmAhhhh, Christmas! That magical time of year when you have to choose which parent to spend the holiday with, tip-toe around the guilt-tripped mine fields of conversation, deal with frankly bizarre family friends and keep your father from drinking himself into a stupor before lunch and thereby avoiding the homicide that would invariably occur when your stepmother goes after him with some sort of sharp cooking implement.
But all this pales in comparison, for I have MARSHMALLOW FLUFF, AWESOMELY STRIPEY FURRY SLIPPERS AND DID I MENTION I HAVE MARSHMALLOW FLUFF?
*GLEE*
But all this pales in comparison, for I have MARSHMALLOW FLUFF, AWESOMELY STRIPEY FURRY SLIPPERS AND DID I MENTION I HAVE MARSHMALLOW FLUFF?
*GLEE*
I <3 weather!
Dec. 20th, 2010 11:55 pmIT'S SNOWING!
(I may or may not be whistling the entire soundtrack to 'White Christmas' and 'Holiday Inn' as I type)
God, I love snow!
What I love more? The British reaction, which roughly translates as OMGWTFBBQSNOWSNOWSNOWITSWHITEANDSNOWYSTOPEVERYTHINWEMUSTSTOPALLTHETHINGS!
Seriously, what other nation IN THE WORLD effectively shuts down until things un-freeze? Everyone else recognizes that yes, snow is cold, yes it makes driving slightly more interesting but as long as you have proper winter tyres and don't drive like the recently lobotomized, it isn't actually the end of the world.
But it does mean that I now have a valid reason to wear my jingle bell socks and hibernate under my duvet inbetween lobbing snowballs at unfortunate passers-by (read: my family).
Merry Christmas, folks.
'Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful, since we've no place to go-o, let it snow, let it snow. let it snow...'
(I may or may not be whistling the entire soundtrack to 'White Christmas' and 'Holiday Inn' as I type)
God, I love snow!
What I love more? The British reaction, which roughly translates as OMGWTFBBQSNOWSNOWSNOWITSWHITEANDSNOWYSTOPEVERYTHINWEMUSTSTOPALLTHETHINGS!
Seriously, what other nation IN THE WORLD effectively shuts down until things un-freeze? Everyone else recognizes that yes, snow is cold, yes it makes driving slightly more interesting but as long as you have proper winter tyres and don't drive like the recently lobotomized, it isn't actually the end of the world.
But it does mean that I now have a valid reason to wear my jingle bell socks and hibernate under my duvet inbetween lobbing snowballs at unfortunate passers-by (read: my family).
Merry Christmas, folks.
'Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful, since we've no place to go-o, let it snow, let it snow. let it snow...'
Ask away, Soldier
Oct. 12th, 2010 08:54 pmA kick-ass Virginia Judge has just ordered that bass-ackward, homophobic and neanderthal DADT rule and the enforcement therefore of to cease immediately .
Kinda makes you believe that maybe humanity as a collective isn't totally screwed.
( Legislation! Dismissed! )
I may send flowers.
Kinda makes you believe that maybe humanity as a collective isn't totally screwed.
( Legislation! Dismissed! )
I may send flowers.
The Annual Sweetheart Family Mishegas
Aug. 28th, 2010 10:52 pmA.K.A Sweetheart's trip to the sun-drenched vistas of the Costa del Clyde.
Chuck got wet, it pissed down, Sweetheart learned some curious new words which she'll endeavor to use in everyday language I ate a ton of macarroon and, the highlight of the insanity stakes, the creme de la creme of my trip; the kindly old guard at the gate of Scone Palace tried to set me up with the Master of Stormont.
I think that qualifies as a successful trip :D
Chuck got wet, it pissed down, Sweetheart learned some curious new words which she'll endeavor to use in everyday language I ate a ton of macarroon and, the highlight of the insanity stakes, the creme de la creme of my trip; the kindly old guard at the gate of Scone Palace tried to set me up with the Master of Stormont.
I think that qualifies as a successful trip :D
I fully hold my aunt responsible for the fact that despite the glorious day outside, I have been glued to my laptop ( not revising for the HUGE AND VERY IMPORTANT EXAM on Tuesday) I have been Youtube-ing my tiny heart out because I've suddenyl discovered a serious need for Inspector Lewis and the dishy Sergeant Hathaway.
And whilst I'm on the subject; Oh, Hathaway.