Pass the brain bleach, plz

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Is there anything more embarassing in this life, barring mothers who adjust their teenage daughters busts in PUBLIC (yes, I mean you, Ma), than your elderly grandmother talking about AND OFFERING YOU HER BRA'S.

I love my grandma to pieces, I really do, but somedays I would quite happily, nay cheerily! abandon her on a very remote island all by her lonesome.

More to the point, why does she think I'll want them?

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[swingandswirl]

*petpets*

If it makes you feel any better, you can imagine the (very long, very detailed) sex talk bisexual!girl!Donnie got from Margaret as a teen. Poor girl still blushes at the memory...

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Why, ta, chick.

I can imagine her eyes bugging out of her skull not due to the content, but because this is her mother, and there is never a time when children are grown up enough to comfortably discuss sex with their parents.
(You so have to write that scene!)