What Sweetheart did

What Sweetheart needed  to do this weekend:

• Final Piece of Coursework.
• Tidy her room, so she scan actually use her chair for sitting, and her desk for writing.
• Laundry, because she is wearing the clothes she's had for a really long time. And you can tell.
• Gardening. I haz no grass, I haz leaf litter and mud.

What Sweetheart actually did this weekend:

• Absolutely none of the above. At all.
  
• Fanfiction.
• Eljay.
   

Dammit.