Eppes Lite stays with Donna, but has fairly frequent calls/video chats/visits from Don (god, this is going to convoluted), and Uncle Colby will be co-conspirator and Chief of Conning Candy Out Of The Bullpen.

Y'know, I think it'll be a son, to be honest.(What can I say? This is what I get for giving Donna Eppes a voice.)
Please? With Billy Cooper and Danny Messer as godparents, kid is screwed.