wwwiamasheep: (Default)
2011-12-22 11:50 pm

THINGS NO TO RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

1. Fracture your tailbone falling down a flight of stairs on your arse. It hurts like a motherfucker, I don not recommend you try this a home, folks.

2. Because you are in pain when you move and are consequently grouchy, choose now to stand up to your mother as she's laying into to you. Especially not the night before you're due to join her for Christmas.

Merry holidays, y'all.
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2011-11-23 02:39 pm

Things I realise at absurdly early hours.

My tendency to discover shiny new fandoms just as coursework deadlines loom has not gone unnoticed, is all.
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2011-10-06 09:41 pm

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Pan Am, why so brilliant?

Like I needed more reasons to ignore the mounting coursework, swear to fsm.

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2011-09-22 06:22 pm

Oh, Period Dramas! Be still my fangirl heart.

Downton Abbey is slowly stealing my braincells, why is is not sunday evening 9pm GMT already?

Procrastination instinct, you officially have the worst timing ever.

Srsly.

Also, DADT? STICK THAT I YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT.
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2011-07-02 09:37 pm

*sigh*

Clearly, in this life the embed video tool and I are not destined to be friends.

On the upside, BANANA BREAD BEER YOU ARE ALL MINE.
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2011-07-01 09:03 pm

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<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7XFsvf6MmS8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


BECAUSE THIS IS CLEARLY MADE OF WIN AND IS IN NO WAY NOT GOING TO HELP WITH MY MATHS COURSEWORK.
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2011-06-17 11:04 am

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Clearly my mind has been addled by an assortment of pharmaceuticals, because I'm watching 1stcasskink.

I may have released a monster.

My inbox had 573 updates from 1stclasskink alone.


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2011-06-15 02:15 pm

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Apparently, horseflies abso-fuckin'-lutely love my blood. This is a very bad, horrible, no good thing.

My arm is like the size of a grapefruit.

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2011-06-04 02:27 am

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Dear universe, the sudden bout of cabin fever is in no way, shape or delineable form appreciated.

Also, the DVLA is a black void of suck.

No love, Me

Ps. The insomnia is unappreciated. You may have it the fuck back, kthnxbye.
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2011-06-04 02:25 am

we who are about to die salute you

My mother has Twittter.


Iamsoveryscrewed.
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2011-05-22 12:08 pm

Head count, people?

So, either the Rapture happened and I'm screwed, or it didn't and there'll be no end -of-the-worlding til 2012.

I dressed up an' everything.
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2011-05-04 12:22 am

When life hands you interne restrictions...

...You should most definitely not eavesdrop when you stepfather tells your aunt that a glitch in his internet capper means that it won't come into effect at the allotted time if you are still on the internet at the cut-off time. TAKE THAT, B.T.

Also, a question for the flist : When the Clinique lady said the skin sat comfortably on my cheeks, should I have taken it as an insult? Especially when she asked if I used anti-wrinkle cream (I'M IN COLLEGE, FFS)?
wwwiamasheep: (It's happy hour in New York.)
2011-04-17 11:04 pm

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OH, GOD.

Why did I go looking for podfic? My iPod has no space!

*wail*

I CANNOT HAZ.

wwwiamasheep: (Clean Paper)
2011-03-30 05:01 pm

Fic: Though The Heart Be Still As Loving, Donna/Colby, Numb3rs.

Title: Though The Heart Be Still As Loving, (aka The One in Which Chuck and Tam should spend less time evolly enabling each other)
Rating: NC-17, to be on the safe side.
Words: 628 says Microsoft, so caveat lector.
Prompts: Mortar, Song, Bribe and Ritual.
Warning: Born-a-girl genderswap, soldierly language, gore, Fedcakes.
Characters: Donna Eppes/Colby Granger
Summary: Donna Eppes was never what anyone expected.
Disclaimer: Not mine, sadly. Title appropriated from Byron's poem 'So We'll Go No More A'Roving'.
Notes: So, Tam, would this count as a firstborn?


Mortar. )

 

Song. )

 

 

Bribe. )

 


Ritual. )
wwwiamasheep: (Default)
2011-03-11 12:13 pm

FOR BOOSETTE

Funny Pictures - Philosophy Sloth

i CAN HAZ SLOTH?

wwwiamasheep: (Gummy?)
2011-03-04 04:59 pm

Dear Anyone-who-has-ever-mentioned-Leverage-to-me,

HATE YOU ALL. HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH.

May the FAIL be with you.

(Goodbyeeeee coursework!)

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2011-02-25 03:30 am

Things that Sweetheart has learnt...

The Internet? Will not help rid you of your insomnia.

It will in fact only encourage you to find movies/read fic/watch Supernatural etc etc instead of flagging down Dream Angus.
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2011-02-16 08:25 pm

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Aresenal is playing Barcelona. This is a mistake.

I have just been informed by the oh-so-sage commetators that '(football) is a hard game to play without the ball'.

No shit.

Also, not one of the players on the pitch looks old enought to walk into a bar and legitimately order a beer.

(Haggis for tea. IDK.)
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2011-02-13 04:06 pm

OMG YOU GUYS.

FRANCE IS PLAYING IRELAND FOR THE SIX NATIONS AND I CAN'T TAKE THE TENSION. THERE IS A FRENCH DUDE WHO FOR REAL LOOKS LIKE A CRUSADER WHO'S MISPLACED HIS SWORD AND UNF.
wwwiamasheep: (Last Request)
2011-02-02 04:47 pm

I really should know better by now.

Today has just been one colossal case of opening One's mouth merely to change feet.

I may or may not have mentioned in passing conversation that Dad wants to start up a pension fund for me and my sisters.

This was not a good idea.

Ma went absolutely bugnuts monkeyfuck insane. And is now angsting like a damsel wronged because she now won't be able to get within 20 years of said money.

...Ooops?